This sums up how all of my homework and papers I’ve done over the years were written; and how I hope most of you also get by:

You are a student, so they say;

You hammered out the other day

A syllabus , from what we know

Of some forgotten folio;

You’d sniffled through an era’s must,

Filling your nostrils up with dust,

And then, arising from your knees,

Published, in one gigantic sneeze…

F. Scott Fitzgerald: This Side of Paradise